Score: 10

"lol"

submission: Gears of War: Grindlift

date: September 9, 2009

I've always wondered what would happen if one of the guys got sick in there... I mean, they're right next to each other, not a lot of places for it to go but on the other dude.

Score: 8

"Remember"

submission: When Cloud Met Vincent II

date: June 30, 2009

It is impossible to un-see an image.

Score: 10

"Warning"

submission: NSFW's "The Miracle"

date: June 18, 2009

It is impossible to un-see a flash video.

Score: 10

"Lol, the snake."

submission: Messed-Up Bible Stories 2

date: May 28, 2009

So that's where dragons went.

Score: 10

"Heh"

submission: Larvae

date: May 28, 2009

You know those days where you've literally JUST woken up, haven't even rolled over or stretched or even opened your eyes yet, and you can already feel the aggression? This totally didn't help.

Awesome.

Score: 10

"rotflcopter"

submission: Make Your Own Story!!!

date: April 23, 2009

In the year 3075A.D. Spaceman Harrison from planet France was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 34! He was going so fast that he didn't see the aquamarine planet Northeast from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the aquamarine planet dragged his gay ship and crashed it. Spaceman Harrison knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer scalpel. Luckily, there was a/an supine military base nearby. Harrison sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying motorcycle behind some crates of safety pins. Before he could ride motorcycle back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of barracudas attack a baby badger. Harrison pulled out his lazer scalpel an beat the mofo out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Harrison got on the vehicle and flew away. Shazam!!!! All that was left from the plant was aquamarine dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an flurescent death from the explosion. Spaceman Harrison became a hero in France and was worshipped for many years.

Score: 10

"Add rape"

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: April 22, 2009

And the ability to shove things up his fingernails, pare away at his eyes, maybe some genital torture? Being able to pick genders would be cool too. Drowning, burning, needles, rats, crickets, polka, ice, frostbite; everything. Multiple victims would be cool too. I need to hear some screaming.

Score: 10

"Be nice to vaginas"

submission: The C word

date: April 19, 2009

Seriously though, I wonder if this is what gay men see when they look at a pussy.

Score: 10

"That was amazing"

submission: Happy Cutie Bunny Easter!

date: April 12, 2009

People should think more about why they celebrate stuff.

Score: 10

"hehe"

submission: Robot Dinosaurs

date: April 6, 2009

I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!